Loki Sloper

Piggie Parodies rocks!

If the hoomins wouldn’t lock our habitat,
then this would be me!

Your guinea-god compels you!

When your human won’t stop pointing their click-box at you…

This movie is preposterous!
Real guinea pigs would sleep through all that danger.
We hate danger like we hate an empty food bowl!

It’s a grinny pig!

Do what you’re good at,and your slaves will never have to have a day without work ever again!

Mmmm…looks like tasty sticks!

Plz, learn this, humans!
If you handle us well, we won’t bite you….or not so hard..

Say NO to hay holders. Pee on your human when they give you hay in these strangling contraptions. Hay should be served in safe ways. I prefer toilet rolls because those provide extra snacking.

Ssssh, don’t tell the hoomins!

And in case of emergency, pee on them!