• We need to get this shirt for our humans to make them better cavy slaves!

  • It’s a grinny pig!

  • Do what you’re good at,and your slaves will never have to have a day without work ever again!

  • Mmmm…looks like tasty sticks!

  • Plz, learn this, humans!
    If you handle us well, we won’t bite you….or not so hard..

  • I want this house! I fluffling LOVE melon!

  • Who else feels inspired to pick up painting?

  • Say NO to hay holders. Pee on your human when they give you hay in these strangling contraptions. Hay should be served in safe ways. I prefer toilet rolls because those provide extra snacking.

  • Loki Sloper posted an update 5 months ago

    Ssssh, don’t tell the hoomins!

  • Loki Sloper posted an update 5 months ago

    And in case of emergency, pee on them!

  • Loki Sloper posted an update 5 months ago

    Hi, fellow bigbutts!
    What is your opinion on this music?
    I think it’s kinda okay but it seems to have a soothing effect on my human, so that’s nice too.

  • Loki Sloper posted an update 5 months ago

    Great advice!
    We do NOT need less veggies, we always need MORE veggies.

  • Who trains who?
    (Also, note the human applying the cavy-shuffle steps in their movement. It’s how you don’t step on critters that are too confident with your giant feet.)

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